The best thing about telling jokes in Kindergarten is that we get to laugh before we even get to the punchline! Here's some favorites from today:
What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A mini-van!
Anya
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Jamie A
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
KeRol
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Edward
The ice is fire!
Jamie Y
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles!
James Y
What is a flower with no water?
A caterpillar!
Sergei
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet!
James Y
What has a head and hands but no legs?
"I'm not telling!"
(Answer: A clock!)
Max
